"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"
"If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"