Based on your star sign, what type of student are you?
Before you ask, this is one hundred percent accurate, just like everything else you read about star signs...
Aries: the busy student (21 March - 19 April)
Aries students are the type to get involved in absolutely everything. Not only do they unfailingly turn up to every single one of their lectures and seminars, play in the netball or rugby team, get involved with the student’s union and the debating society, but they can even be found in the club, VK in hand, dancing until 4 am. They’re incredibly energetic, very comfortable taking on a variety of different roles and just the type that will become SU president.
Taurus: the stubborn student (20 April - 20 May)
Although Taurus students can be very grounded and focused, they’re also overwhelmingly stubborn. The Taurus student will repeatedly tell you that it’s not their turn to put out the bins – and they’re not budging until someone does it. They can be hard to live with and take some time getting used to (they never buy the toilet paper). But overall they're a reliable friend who's fun to be around.
Gemini: the fun loving student (21 May - 20 June)
Gemini students are always out and about. Whether it’s eating, drinking or clubbing, they know how to have a good time. Their adaptable and curious nature makes them open to trying new things, and they’re always down for spontaneous nights out.
Cancer: the moody student (21 June - July 22)
You never quite know where you stand with a Cancer student and this is partly due to their often moody and pessimistic nature. However, they’re highly imaginative and arty, and can often be found at a cool underground rave covered in glitter and UV ink.
Leo: the cheerful student (23 July - 22 August)
They’ll come to you when you’re feeling low, and the first thing that they'll do is put a smile on your face. Leo's love making people laugh and are very warm-hearted. They’re the ones that will pipe up in your lecture or seminar with a funny comment. They love the limelight and like to have fun with their friends.
Virgo: the hardworking student (23 August - 22 September)
Virgo students are incredibly grounded and make sensible and conscientious students. They are highly organised but can be overly critical of themselves when it comes to assignments and coursework, sometimes making them difficult to study with. They have high standards, and there’s a danger that they can spend all day in their room working and never enjoy themselves.
Libra: the peaceful student (23 September - 22 October)
Libras are super diplomatic, fair and have to keep the peace – this means doing their seminar prep days before its due, avoiding any confrontations with housemates and biting their tongue on a night out when the bouncer refuses them entry. Libra students often involve themselves in Socialist events, they naturally favour justice and equality, believing that doing things together is better than doing them alone.
Scorpio: the cheapskate student (23 October - 21 November)
Scorpios are known for being extremely resourceful, and the students amongst them take this one step further. They’re the ones who steal toilet roll from the loos in your local pubs, never tip the waiter and always ask for tap water when they're at a restaurant. They also get away without buying textbooks and prefer to rent them - or even go without them completely. It's guaranteed to be a Scorpio who has that book that you’ve needed from the library for about three weeks.
Sagittarius: the well-travelled student (22 November - 21 December)
You never even see a Sagittarius student much at all, that’s because they’re off on what feels like their umpteenth mini break of the term to "find themselves." If they’re not travelling around the world, they’ve gone off for a walk by themselves, led by their desire for freedom and to explore the area around them. They love change and want to experience as much as they can.
Capricorn: the self-controlled student (22 December - 19 January)
A disciplined student, Capricorns are sensible and would never go off the rails at university. Always the one who resists the urge to pull an all-nighter on a night out and never gets blindingly drunk, they’re responsible, grounded and naturally good at leading.
Aquarius: the naturally smart student (20 January - 18 February)
With an incredibly intellectual and often unbiased way of thinking, Aquarius students are great - both in the lecture theatre with their studies and outside of it in social situations and relationships. University is perfect for them, it awakens their independence and passion for learning new things they love.
Pisces: the emotional student (19 February - 20 March)
Pisces students are extremely emotional and will cry at the slightest thing. You’ll often find them on the dance-floor crying to a particular track as it reminds them of someone they know or something they did. But since they're exceptionally compassionate beings, they make wonderful friends and are very caring.
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